Company Rules

오래된 서류를 뒤지다 한장의 종이를 발견했다.

 20여년전 캐나다 인쇄 회사에서 돌린  일종의 광고지에 있던 글이다.

세월이 많이 지났어도 보편적 진리란 살아 있는 법이어서 그 비틀림에 또 한번 웃어 본다. 

 

<Company Rules>

 

Rule1:The Boss is always right.

 

Rule2:In the impossible hypothesis that a surbodinatemay be right

         Rule 1 becomes immediately operative.

 

Rule3:The boss does not sleep-he rest.

 

Rule4:The boss is never late-he is delayed elsewhere.

 

Rule5:The boss never leaves his work-his is required elswhere.

 

Rule6:The boss never reads paper in his office-he studies.

 

Rule7:The boss never takes liverties with his secretary -he educates her.

 

Rule8:Whoever may enter the boss' office with an idea of his/her own ,must leave that office with the boss 'idea.

 

Rule9:The boss always boss,even in bathing togs.

 

Rule10:When in doubt,see rule number 1.